¤ Believe it or not I actually have tried to post stuff on here from time to time, but Blogger always wants to be a fuckin dick and error n shit. Been over 2 months since my last post so of course alot of shit has happened, blah. That's the main reason why I dont post, so much stuff has happened I'd be writing a fuckin novel everytime I update.

¤ Job Status: Got hours cut at work, get about 14 hours in the Coffee House, and now I work at the Beverage Kiosk for an additional 20 or so... that's not that hot, im looking for an additional job, which wont be hard since everybody is hiring for seasonal right now... and its perfect since im moving to Dallas right in Jan.

¤ Some times I feel like I will be famous or rich someday, like I have an idea on the edge of my mind that will revolutionize something, or at least make me loads of money. I am getting my sister guitar soon and Im going to try hard to learn it, I feel like I am musicly inclined, maybe some day I will be a big star, lol

¤ Current Song: Radiohead - Paranoid Android

¤ Some bitch yesterday at work played me with eight ones for her order.. nothing out of the ordinary, I counted through them to make sure it was the right amount n everything. About 20 minutes later I come back into the Coffee House after releaving a guy for his break and a bunch of managers are standing around talking... so Im like "WTF is going on here?" That lady said she accidently had a hundered doller bill mixed with the ones... that fuck... she was trying to skeez $99 bucks off us... She was stickin her hand in our tip jar trying to see if it was in there... I wish I was there when she tried that trick. If I was shady enough to take money from a customer would I be noble enough to share the shit with my co-workers??? Survey SAYS! No. First off she tryed to say my co-worker was the one that rang her up, when it was actually me, she had forgotten who it was. She didnt get shit though cause I was like "Fuck that! She is lying" and my manager trusts the shit out of me.

¤ I now have facial hair again. I am growing a beard mustach goatee thingie.. I wanted to shave but Giselle think it looks cool, and others have told me it looks cool so Its all good.. I've see how it goes ^_~

¤ Work is getting stingy with the hours... since my coffee house is part of a bigger corperation and total profits are down across the board they have put a choke hold on overtime... everybody's hours have been put down to like 35... it really sucks because my job is only worth while with overtime.. I have been there 6 months (which is kinda sad) so I have 5 days of vacation I am gonna take as soon as I can so I can carpet bomb the job market so I can get out of that place. They are so fuckin stingy. No matter how well the Coffee House is doing if the boardwalk is in decline we'll have to pay the price too, that's total fuckin bullshit. I know there is no way in hell I am getting a raise either... my only raise was 50 cents... which put me at $6.50.. and alot of people started out at that wage.. so how the hell is that a fuckin raise????

¤ Stale Sun Chips - Verdict.... Not bad =)

¤ Current Song: Ashtray Babyhead - Banna Seat

¤ Well here I go again... been long while since my last post, the main reason is so much happened that it would take me 20+ years to put it all down in text. So I got lazy and abandoned my blog, but its all good... I realiaze you dont havta put every little detail down

¤ I'm married now! Me and Giselle have tied the knot. Its a cool feeling =) The wedding went off really well, was great. It was the happiest moment of my life. We went to Orlando for the honeymoon which was badass also.

¤ On the video game front I've been playing alot of Crazy Taxi 3.. I was playing last night and whoopin so much ass it wasnt even funny... I got like 83 passengers and a Crazy rating on the license, if you have played this game you know how hard that shit is... I was feeling great but very suspisious at the same time.. I go to options, the difficulty had been put waaaay down... heh.. Giselle was playing on an easier difficulty to get use to the game... I was like "Doh, and I thought I was doing so awesome" Its all gravy, I'll get good enough to where I can do that for reals.

¤ Time at Coffe House Job: 6 Months. OMG... im wasting my life
¤ Number of Raises Promised: 5 This is no shit... and I have gotten none. They were just stringing me along to get me to stay.
¤ Number of Beignets Made: Probably in the 500-800 range... I am responsible for so much fattness, I am ashamed.

¤ Gotta go for now, I'll post more later

¤ Current Song: Pavement - Here

¤ Been somewhat busy as of late so I havent posted in a while and there was a lot I wanted to say over the past couple days, I hope I can remember half of it.

¤ I busted my ass at work today, literally... on the fuckin floor.. My co-worker Mike accidently spilled greese all over the floor (I could probably leave the explaination at that, but I'll continue) today at work.. it was my day off and I was there dropping Giselle off. It was a big fuckin mess so I decided to clock in and help him out, after we get stuff cleaned up half way decently I go in the back to clean my shoes which were stickey as fuck, then got a soda... aparently since my shoes were wet and the floor was kinda greesy it became super fuckin slick, so I basicly did a muther fuckin belly flop on the fuckin floor... it sucked.. spilled my damn drink everywhere, busted my right elbow and left knee on the ground hard... it was gay as fuck.. oh well, didnt get hurt or anything, just rang my chimes alittle.

¤ I think I still might get the job up at Giselle's workplace (The Marriot) in their coffee shop.. I thought they werent interested in me because it seemed like I was already hired n shit, but then after I interviewed with another guy they were just like "We'll call you" sucked... but it turns out they just didnt like that I have another job right now, and they thought I was gonna try and keep two. That's not the case really, I just put in my 2 weeks notice at the fuckin beignet factory so Im still on the schedule. We explained all that to them so I think im still in.

¤ Morrowind: Im playing the shit out of this game now, its great. At first I thought the game kinda sucked because the first time I played it I just wanted to get a feel for the game so I tried to fight some outlaw I found in a cave like right off the bat.. I couldnt even hit that mofo... I died of course. The next time I gave the game a try I actually read stuff and played it right.. I bought a modest suit of armor and a nice sword (you can actually afford that off the bat) and I whooped the shit out of that guy I had so much trouble with before. I am like 4-5 hours into the game and it is badass, there was a thunder storm in the game and it was amazing, the rain and thunder really gets you.. you get sucked into the game so much. A+

¤ Everest: When I was fuckin around at Wal-mart the other day I saw video this PC game called Everest... what the fuck... a game about climbing a mountain.. They showed this group walking up this plain flat white polygon.. weee!! This game looks like total shit. Man some real garbage comes out on PC.. guess that what happens when there is no quailty control at all. Here are some pictures of this beauty of a game.


That's what I call quality!!!

¤ I should have gotten rit of the mass of gay men off to the left there, just gonna put my koolaid man there. Alot of work actually went into making that pic look good, I started with a horrible quality picture I basicly had to re-draw almost all of him... here is what I started with.

And the finished product is on the left side there..

¤ Crazy Taxi 3: The newest Xbox Magazine has a demo of this game on it.. its pretty tight! I loved the original, and I missed the second game for some odd reason. I wanna buy this game so bad... oh yea and DEAD TO RIGHTS COMES OUT THIS MONTH!!!!! YA!

¤ Got our king sized bed today! It fuckin owns, we got a nice quilt instead of a comforter, god I love that bed already.. its so BIG! I like to sprall out when I sleep and that's nearly impossible to do with anything less than a king when I got my girl in the bed ^_~

¤ Well im doing wedding invitations now so I better get a move on, the wedding in on July 28th n all, so its pretty close

¤ Current Song: C-Murder - Down fo my Niggaz

¤ Ohhhh YEAAAA! My new pic for this blogger should be up soon at the pace I am photoshopping, hope you like it, some actual hard work went into it. I started with a crappy quality pic and enhanced it, so I basicly re-drew the whole thing. I havent touched photoshop in a long time, probably since the Hax'fest sigs so long ago. I kinda miss the challange, nice to be back into the graphics swing.. I really want to get a USB tablet, I know I do some really nice shit with that, make my work I do already 10x easier too.

¤ Today was one of my days off so it was pretty chill.. not bad =) I got tomorrow off too and I plan to go see Minority Report with mah girl, I heard it was good so im down for that. Not sure what else I got planed, I feel like im neglecting my friends, so maybe I'll do something with em at night, I dunno.

¤ Giselle got me a nice gift for me today a new Fossil watch, the ones where the face plate behind the hand changes back and forth between 2 colors (in my case green and blue) its cool but not cheesy =) I've been talking about how much I wanted a watch last time we were in Dillards so she decided to go for it..

¤ Well the wedding is only like a month away, its gonna be tight to get to wear that ring =) My parents tossed me a grand for the wedding too, that on top of the fact that we're going to have the wedding in my parents house 1 day before they move really makes me feel lucky to have parents like mine. They are the most supportive parents I've ever heard of, its great. My mom even likes my style of dress and the way I do my hair and everything. She liked my goatee (when I had it), dyed hair n everything, haha, rockin.

¤ Day Summary: I didnt get as much cleaning done as I had hoped, but its ok.. I cleaned up the Cat mess, they had in fact used the litter that was spilled out, but it was on top of the bag itself, so it wasnt that bad... I lucked out. I cleaned the floors in the kitchen and the bathroom and went shopping. That was the extent of it. After I finished my cleaning I went to pick up Giselle from work... she was supposted to get out around 1, but was late so I ended having to call work to tell them I'd be late, after Giselle got out we were both hungry so we decided "What the fuck.. I already called to tell them Im late, lets go eat Pho!" So we got some pho, it was aight... Pho 21 is like one of the lower places in my book.. but they all seem to have their bad days. Got to work... it was busy. The dumbfuck employees that work at the boardwalk make up about 95% of my work... they always order club sandwhichs and cinnimon sticks... I have 3 clubs, 4 beignets and an order of sticks because of those fuckers... all at once. I was the only one working too.. Im kinda tired so im gonna cut this one short since it it unfunny anyway, lates.

(The copying of my post before I tried to actually post has paid off in full! Blogger was hungry and decided to eat the post below.. BUT I GOT YOU FUCKER!)

¤ This will be an Uber Post for the past 2 days or so I guess, I have been busy enough that I havent had a chance to post. I think I'll change my format to allow for my big posts.. this template is cool but too narrow, maybe I'll try to edit it. "Fake HTML MS Frontpage powers GOOOOOOOOOO!"

¤ I missed the final party for my friend Matt Shaffner who returned to Washtington Yesterday, he came back to town for a visit.. Im pissed, but not too much because he is coming back for my wedding next month around the week of the 28th. I wanna have a Halo/DOA3/WhateverIsOutThatIsGoodAtThatTime-fest around then... I bet my bacholor party is just gonna be a buncha fockers in my apartment and a big-ass game night, which im actually really cool with, I'd rather that than a strip club.

¤ If one wishes to not look gay while jogging please refrain from wearing nothing but your shoes and faggy overly small running shorts... pretty obvious eh? Well somebody needs to go over to Red Bluff and tell this fool I saw running today, thanks.

¤ Need quick cash? Why not take a mini drill and drill out the locks of some coke machines??? You may think that is a great idea, but I wasnt the first to think of it... some criminal on the Kemah boardwalk get the credit for that one! Kudos and mad props, you gave two co-workers and me minutes apon minutes of entertainment as we pointed at the wide open coke machines and laughed.. bravo good sir. "$2.50?? I got somethin for yo ass!!"

¤ Big poops hurt when they come out.

¤ Asians really like Beignets, I, on the other hand hate those fuckin things. Everytime somebody orders them or cinnimon sticks I just wanna throw the raw dough at them or some shit. How disgusting! Fried dough... that doesnt sound very appealing to me. I have a pretty good knack or predicting what somebody is gonna order... they are either A) Extremely fat with this glazed in their eyes that just cries out "I dont give a fuck about my body and I want something sweet! FRIED DOUGH SOUNDS GOOD! 2 Orders of 3, for here!" B) Asian. I've got nothing against asians, just stop ordering so many beignets... they order by the dozen! C) If a customer looks especially pretencious they'll probably order an esspresso, a cappucino, or some bullshit like an americano (actually those are nice, I drink them... just a really long shot of esspresso, more water, and extra prestige!) Oh, and its not pronouced "big nets" you turds... and its not Cafe Au LATTE you human waste! Lait != Latte fockers! We have normal customers too mind you, but I hate seeing the preople that fit into such a predictable catagory.. pisses me off.

¤ Me and Giselle's apartment is a mess again... im going to clean it now since I got alot of time before work at 2. A quick run down of what I'll clean. A) The kitty litter box which has been gaining momentum in "The Worlds Most Vile Smell" contest "I think we have a WINNAR!" B) The kitty litter bags that the cats decided to rip open spilling the contents all over one corner of the apartment... I hope to christ they havent decided to use that litter instead of the nastyness that is their litterbox.... C) Around the TV + Computer. The cats like to be where I am, so whenever im here at the computer or playing Halo or some ish... they are rolling around fuckin shit up. They figured out how to get on top of the TV so all the DVDs and games that were up there have a new place on the floor. D) Bedroom, make the bed.. easy.. doing the laundry that is all over our closet.. hard.. E) Vaccum everything. F) Refriderator... Im not taking home letfovers from restaurants anymore because all they do is just rott away in my fridge, I dont care how many half eaten meals get throwen away.. THERE IS NO ROOM FOR MY GODDAMN V8! I AM NOT RUNNING ON ALL 8 CLYNDERS!!! SHIT! G) Take out the trash, of which there is plenty, do the dishes, of which there is plenty, have a snack, of which there is hardly any (fuck). That's about it.